bitter is the new black., this is pic is of me. oh wait

this is pic is of me. oh wait - no it’s not. bummer.

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scene -- sunday brunch, table of 4.

friend: "im reading this book called 'bitter is the new black' -- it's terribly depressing. i can't stand it. she's really annoyingly sarcastic and snarky and opinionated about everything."

..pause..

"you know... i think YOU would actually like this book."

me: "well if i ever write my memoirs, at least i have a name."

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